r/clevercomebacks Nov 07 '22

Announcement! Abusing the self-harm bot

1.7k Upvotes

Alright, the fact that I even have to address this is just sad.

STOP ABUSING THE SELF-HARM/SUICIDE BOT. It's not funny, it's not a "prank" or a funny joke, and it's not a report you should make lightly. You can be permabanned for misusing it. I report every instance of it to the admins, including the one I just got. You should absolutely never report someone for suicide/self-harm unless there's a clear sign that a user may want/need to avail themselves of it's services.

Quit being dicks. Further abuse of this bot will result in an admin report and possible lifetime ban.

FYI: FALSELY REPORTING SOMEONE TO THE SELF HARM BOT CAN RESULT IN AN ADMIN BAN. QUIT USING THE BOT AS A REVENGE TOOL.


r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

And that's how Jesus was born

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r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

Just Imagine

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r/clevercomebacks 22h ago

Classic A lots of words indeed

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r/clevercomebacks 13h ago

Maybe not that clever but its funny

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

I'm not in the 1% of LinkedIn

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r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

I'll drink whatever I want, thank you very much

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago All-Seeing Upvote

Shut Down Congratulations, you just played yourself

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

The door hit the gym too

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

The caption is unnecessary but this is funny asf

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

who asked isnt original. but the delivery is perfect

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Thought this was funny and wanted to share here

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

I swear, she's not going easy on Trump!

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

What's the science of creationism again...?

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Damn, he destroyed her in seconds!

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Plz send the reward

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r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

Andrew Tate moment

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r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

Wonder no more

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r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

Rakesh got no chill!!

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Don't be gay

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

They had the (Target) receipts.

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Let the downvotes begin!

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r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

This effing guy.

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r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

Degree man’s son is also a legend

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r/clevercomebacks 4d ago

I guess this counts

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r/clevercomebacks 4d ago

Twitter account of a mad black woman

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