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My neighbor is a Jan 6ther and currently in prison. This is the flag above his garage. Politics

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u/wellthatswhathappens Mar 26 '23 Silver Gold All-Seeing Upvote hehehehe Bravo! Bravo Grande! Giggle Table Slap I'll Drink to That Bless Up Lawyer Up You Dropped This

What does that white and gold flag on the bottom stand for?

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u/datnetcoder Mar 27 '23

I hate you ferociously.

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u/Joey1127 Mar 27 '23

I second this.

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u/Sir_Loin_Cloth Mar 27 '23

I second ammendment this.

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u/1981greasyhands Mar 27 '23

I demand a amendment this second !

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u/usafnerdherd Mar 26 '23

Goddamn that was a slow burn for me 🤣

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u/DamienJaxx Mar 27 '23

It's Yanny!

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u/Mrs_Watzitooya Mar 27 '23

No no, it stands for Laurel

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u/creepyredditloaner Mar 27 '23

For me it was like uh that's a blue line... Oh, yeah, that stupid dress picture.

Now I am wondering why I can recall that so easily while I often struggle to remember anything important.

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u/ksknksk Mar 27 '23

Well it was repeated and spread by like everyone on the internet and their IRL friends, not sure if that happens for your important stuff

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u/AlphonseTheDragon Mar 27 '23

Yeah if the whole world and everyone on the Internet was talking about my doctors appointment yesterday I wouldn’t have missed it

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u/jadin- Mar 27 '23

Let's fix that. When is your next one?

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u/blarfblarf Mar 27 '23 Eureka!

I'd give you a blue award if I could.

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u/Grim-Sleeper Mar 27 '23

Is that like a gold checkmark on Twitter?

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u/leakyblueshed Mar 27 '23

It's either the flag of Laurel or the flag of Yanny

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u/Caca-creator Mar 27 '23

Can you explain for my friend? He's a bit slow.

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u/Retro_Turtles Mar 27 '23 I'll Drink to That

It's a joke about that viral dress from years back. Gold and white or black and blue. Optical illusion.

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u/Rainbow_In_The_Dark7 Mar 27 '23 edited Mar 27 '23

It's crazy that that whole thing was almost a decade ago already now. And we still make references to it to this day lol.

Edit: Sorry if that sounded like as if making references to it 10 years later was a bad thing. I don't mean that at all. I genuinely still love the references and jokes to it too.

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u/tempo1139 Mar 27 '23

I was so convinced you were wrong I look it up to prove it.

sigh... 2015. I knew time was flying past but....

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u/KeberUggles Mar 27 '23

jesus, i would have never figured this out O_O

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u/Tiny_Rat Mar 27 '23

You had to be there...

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u/nandobatflips Mar 27 '23

It’s a reference to the white/gold vs black/blue dress controversy from a few years back

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u/BlickBloshBlishBlosh Mar 27 '23

It’s a play on the “blue and black” dress from a few years ago that would look white and gold to some

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u/DJGrawlix Mar 27 '23

It stands for Laurel. The one above it says Yanny.

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u/Unofficial_Officer Mar 26 '23

Got a F Biden flag down the road that is so deteriorated that it's unrecognizable.

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u/CarmichaelD Mar 26 '23 Table Slap

I wrote out a letter detailing a conversation with my kids about the sign. I was going to send it to the magat home owner DGT: Age 11 “Why do they want to fuck Joe Biden”?!

Well honey, they must really love him.

“That’s a weird thing to put on a flag”

Some people are weird.

My more worldly 16 year old daughter: “Well I bet he’s the bottom”

I sprayed coffee on the windshield and utterly failed to explain my reaction to my youngest. I actually wrote up the conversation, stamped and addressed the envelope and was ready to send. He took that sign down and I held off. Still a very faded trumps my president sign up though.

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u/2pacalypso Mar 26 '23 All-Seeing Upvote Spit-take

I told my kids "let's go Brandon" is how stupid people identify each other in the wild.

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u/cosmothekleekai Mar 26 '23

and how the rest of us know to give that car an extra couple Mississippi's distance

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u/itwasquiteawhileago Mar 26 '23

I walked past a parked car absolutely full of FJB and such stickers. One said something about how if you voted for Joe Biden, they need to stay away from you because your judgement can't be trusted. I was like, thanks, saves me the trouble. The one good thing about these asshats is you can see them a mile away and give them all the space they need to be dumb fucks.

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u/KnownRate3096 Mar 26 '23

I saw one (with several other obnoxious stickers) on a truck along side his info for his painting business. Here in SC that may be a good way to get certain customers but it's also a great way to get a ton of zero star reviews.

Anyone who is dumb enough to pair their obnoxious political feelings with their business is going to do terribly in business. It wasn't a very nice truck so he probably already isn't making much money.

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u/knkyred Mar 27 '23

Probably get a lot of customers who operate similar to Trump. Order the service and refuse to pay for it after its done.

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u/clocksailor Mar 27 '23

We're about to have a mayoral election in Chicago. The two people who have made it to the runoff are the old conservative ghoul all the MAGA people like, and a youngish, Black progressive named Brandon Johnson.

Pour one out for all the Chicago cops who had to throw out their Let's Go Brandon flags over the past couple weeks 😢

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair Mar 27 '23

I’ve said this before but Let’s Go Brandon is literally the stupidest thing I have ever seen adults take part in in my entire life on this planet, and there’s plenty to choose from.

So it’s “code” for Fuck Joe Biden. Get it? GET IT? DO YOU GET IT? It’s code but everyone knows what it means. They could just be adults and say “fuck Joe Biden” but no. It would have even been funny if they just ended it after that NASCAR event but conservatives and humor are like oil and water. And you know some dullards among their ranks still don’t know what it means so they’re confusing the very people the message is meant for. In twenty years when you see a Ford F-150 with that sticker on it you are going to want to stay away from that person

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u/punitive_tourniquet Mar 26 '23

“Why do they want to fuck Joe Biden”?!

Yes! I would ask people wearing the shirts why they wanna fuck Biden so bad, but they might shoot me.

This photo is pretty poetic. He can renew his public display of fealty when he gets out of prison, parole terms permitting.

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u/drmcsinister Mar 26 '23

I say something similar when asked what the "Q" stickers mean. Nothing wrong with self-identifying and supporting the LGBTQ movement!

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u/StupidFuckingGenius Mar 26 '23

A guy I bought weed from once or twice in highschool was a Jan 6er, when the police raided his house they found 16 pounds of weed and 1/3 a pound of shrooms, this is in Texas btw. he shoulda voted for Bernie lol

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u/BZLuck Mar 26 '23

Down the street from me there was a guy who had like (not exaggerating) 10 American flags and a few Trump flags stuck in his lawn and stickers on his truck.

He recently moved out and now there is a family with a rainbow unicorn flag on the flagpole. Every single time I drive by, it makes me smile and giggle.

It's amazing when the universe decides to balance things out.

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u/GeonnCannon Mar 27 '23

I live in Oklahoma, and there's a house in my neighborhood where the owner had a Big Ol' Truck with a Confederate flag license plate. They moved out, and now there's a (I'm 95% sure) lesbian couple living there with their kids and a flag by the porch that says ALL ARE WELCOME HERE or something like that (I try not to trespass 😁). Definitely an upgrade.

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u/TheDoseMan Mar 27 '23

My mom hung a trump flag off the front of her house by the garage. Her neighbors the coolest lesbian couple I've ever met hung a huge rainbow flag off theirs and a campaign style sign that says Trans lives matter. My mom asked why they would do such a thing and I told her it's probably because of that trump flag you have hanging. She removed it within a week lol.

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u/Airhead72 Mar 27 '23 edited Mar 27 '23

I live in and deliver packages house to house in a city in a currently very purple state (AZ) and this shit is everywhere. The Trumpers fully believe they're the vast majority just because everyone else isn't mentally ill enough to plaster their house/yard/car/truck with political merchandise. I do an awful lot of smiling and getting through the current situation even though I really don't like the people I'm dealing with.

The above and beyond wealthy have really done an exemplary job pitting us against each other, I don't see this ending anytime soon.

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u/theonewhoknocksforu Mar 27 '23

I live in a very affluent town in Silicon Valley that’s very conservative and very white, and during the 2020 election buildup, supporters for Trump and Biden would turn out on alternating weekends at a major intersection in the town.

The Trump supporters outnumbered the Biden supporters by about 3:1 and would actually spill into the street and disrupt traffic. This did not reflect the actual voter makeup in the area, which was heavily pro-Biden - it was a reflection of the fact that Biden supporters had better things to do with their time, and probably Trump organizers bussing in people from the red counties to make it look better.

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u/AzraelBrown Mar 27 '23

They have the weird assumption that if you voted Biden you are equally obsessed and bonerrific for Biden as they are for Trump, but it's like, Biden is the guy who can do the job so I voted for him, liking him isn't my identity requiring shirts and flags, and making fun of Biden being old or clumsy isn't a personal affront against my worldview.

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u/Pickle_Juice_4ever Mar 27 '23 Respect

The difference is we hired a guy to do a job for us while they're trying to fill a hole created by their Daddy issues and all of malicious Daddy's attention and worship hours will never be enough.

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u/Airhead72 Mar 27 '23

The number of Kari Lake signs in front yards even though she lost and has been a big trump-like baby about it is out of control.

Just have some grace for fuck's sake. And expect your favorite politician to do the same.

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u/Objective_Cicada_375 Mar 27 '23

This. OMG. They think just cuz I’m into guns that I’m one of them. Bitch, I’m the gayest anarchist you ever fucking met. Fuck trump😂

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u/Airhead72 Mar 27 '23

One of my customers: "This election was bullshit, I barely saw any Biden bumper stickers and Trump was everywhere! No fuckin way he lost!"

Me in my head: "Thankfully our elections aren't decided via bumper sticker."

Me out loud: "Haha yeah politics are crazy please sign here. Thank you have a good day."

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u/dstarno7 Mar 27 '23

I have a friend that questioned the election results and I told him how about you go and volunteer at a voting place and observe the process. Of course that was too much for him. I've worked 3 elections so I'm kind of familiar with the process.

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u/ConsultJimMoriarty Mar 27 '23

I’ve worked a few elections in Australia. It’s absolutely forbidden to show any allegiance to any party while working.

But you best believe we were hanging shit on all the Trump style parties and candidates when there were no voters there.

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u/prongslover77 Mar 27 '23

My husband is a delivery driver out in the rural areas in Texas. This is his daily conversations.

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u/cumrot Mar 27 '23

You're not gonna tell us what the lesbians did in response to get taking it down?

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u/TheDoseMan Mar 27 '23

Still going strong. They have a flowerbed mailbox made of brick that now has tiny rainbow flags they got for every pride rally they went to. I honestly keep in touch more with them than my own mother. When the qanon people started to pledge themselves like a cult because of Michael Flynn I really didn't talk much with her after that.

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u/godplaysdice_ Mar 27 '23

Hopefully they just had a good laugh and left theirs up

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u/gonehipsterhunting Mar 27 '23

Big neighbour upgrade imo

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u/Mike7676 Mar 27 '23

I case manage for elder and disabled veterans and one of my clients is mostly homebound. He's former Army Intelligence and his cul de sac neighbor has like, all of the red flags. Trump 2024, Stop the Steal, we don't call 911, all that crap. I visited recently and asked how it was living next to the guy. As cool as can be he recites chapter and verse that the dude lives in his momma's house, on benefits and just A LOT of personal information. He concluded that the guy isn't dangerous, just profoundly stupid. He had friends "check". I asked no further questions and we talked authors for an hour and my pending wedding.

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u/darknekolux Mar 27 '23

He already knew everything about your wedding…

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u/J_HUFFizzle30 Mar 27 '23

I’m glad he’s at least safe. Even if he is living next door to that kind of person.

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u/TangoWild88 Mar 27 '23

Being MILTEL, if he already knows that much about his neighbor, he has already assessed the threat and has 2 or 3 plans to mitigate any risk that his neighbor might be. It's the neighbor that should be worried.

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u/Pickle_Juice_4ever Mar 27 '23

Dude, back during the Bush administration I met so many white millennial libertarians and they were ALL living off the combined largesse of relatives and Uncle Sam.

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u/Pantone711 Mar 27 '23

You've probably seen it before, but check out this house someone bought across the street from Westboro Baptist in Topeka:

https://www.google.com/maps/@39.0457309,-95.7212689,3a,75y,106.77h,81.31t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sBGMOIjh5CyBxX65HlCP8bA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

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u/Any_Mathematician905 Mar 26 '23

This reminds me of the christian bookstore in my town that went out of business, and is now a strip club. Best result 👍

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u/cocafuckingcola Mar 27 '23

theres a nightclub in denver that they built out of an abandoned church, makes me soooo fuggin happy.

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u/HaxRus Mar 27 '23

Yeah that club is pretty amazing too, wicked sound system and overall gorgeous venue. Churches are basically perfect for clubs in general because it’s typically a big open room with high ceilings for rigging and good acoustics for sound quality.

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u/Dontdothatfucker Mar 26 '23

A drug dealer being a Trumper is almost as stupid as a Woman, POC, LGBTQ+ person, Veteran, or Religious minority being a Trumper.

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u/OblivionGuardsman Mar 26 '23

I'm a public defender and you would be baffled at how many of my destitute clients are/were Trumpers. I review discovery from cases as well such as cellphone dumps and a huge portion of my clients, witnesses and victims phones have pro trump/own the libs shit on them. They sure do love a guy that they cant even vote for because they are mostly felons without rights restored. I had one case where the dead victim was a white supremacist biker Trumper. Not that it ever bothers me but the autopsy photos didn't even make me feel bad.

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u/brainkandy87 Mar 26 '23

Doesn’t baffle me at all. Trump’s wealth is how a poor person views a wealthy person. All of these people think with Trump’s help they’ll be wealthy next. It’s not that they’re poor.. they’re stupid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

They also love how he treats the people they perceive as their enemies. Own the libs. He calls them names and mocks them. He makes them feel okay to be them. It's a massive hot of confirmation bias plus the idiotic hope he will make all their lives like his. It is insidious and damn near impossible to fight.

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u/st6374 Mar 27 '23

You remember the quote from that one Trumper, after the govt. shutdown, who was a single mother who worked a federal prison job, and her parents were disabled? Which went something like

He's not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.

That sums up a lot of Trumpers perfectly. She relies of govt for her job. In fact her whole town does. Likely her parents are on Medicare, and all kind of government assistance programs because of their disability. And yet she & others continue to vote for Trump, and the Republicans.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

The lies they are told in complete isolation from reality, backed up by their only news source Fox, echoed by all the social media they follow... it's no wonder. They live in fear of everything else. Even though they are being robbed blind and legislated out of benefits

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u/cick-nobb Mar 27 '23

My family's views now are so far gone. Any thing they perceive as wrong is somehow the fault of democrats and Joe Biden. Oh shit my shoe came untied, damn libs

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

Thanks Obama!

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u/stabbingbrainiac Mar 27 '23

backed up by their only news source Fox

Well, actually they also have newsmax and InfoWars and they think Fox is too liberal now because they had the audacity to make the first call that was Arizona going Biden during the 2020 election

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u/The_Ostrich_you_want Mar 27 '23

I work with a guy who has a big infowars sticker on his water bottle. Dude has the easiest job in our shop, all he does is media blast parts. Complains about the boogeymen of gays/queer folks and libs, but moved from a red state to a majority blue one to give his daughter a better chance at life, meanwhile talking about how he’s glad Roe was repealed and all this other nonesense. It’s like. You work at a union job by choice and moved across the country to here. How are you so blind to the irony.

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u/DamienJaxx Mar 27 '23

Down-trodden people love a reason to punch someone else for a change.

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u/Earldgray Mar 27 '23

Makes you wonder when they are afraid an uneducated immigrant with no resources that can’t speak the local language is going to “take our jobs”.

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u/mmm_burrito Mar 26 '23

This is why authoritarianism works. Give the desperate an enemy and promise retribution.

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u/danfoofoo Mar 27 '23

It's basically how Hitler came to power

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u/mmm_burrito Mar 27 '23

It's a tale as old as time. Hitler was just the most "successful" example of the logical extreme of the authoritarian death cult.

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u/Spalding4u Mar 27 '23

The best example of this currently is Ron Desantis' recent drop in the polls against Trump. These people see Ronnie's silence on Trump as weakness, and Donald's unhinged ranting at Desantis as strong. It's fucking laughable.

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u/SoLostWeAreFound Mar 27 '23

I was about to say... I qualify as poor and that is not my ideal picture of "wealth" lol he has a lot of $ but is not rich or wealthy. If that makes sense.

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u/Stevedaveken Mar 27 '23

As my grandfather would say, the guy's got a lot of dollars,but not a lot of cents.

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u/MC_Fap_Commander Mar 27 '23

Seeing "THEM!" attain the "American Dream" was too much for a certain kind of asshole saddled with his poor choices.

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u/nexusjuan Mar 27 '23

I honestly think it was Obama in the White House that pushed them over the edge.

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u/ExaltedRuction Mar 27 '23

It was the one-two punches of a black president and then possibly a woman.

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u/Nopants_Sith Mar 27 '23

Yeah it really is forgotten how much having "one of those" in the White House pissed them off. It was insane how much they hated him for simply being black.

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u/MC_Fap_Commander Mar 27 '23

He did more than they will ever achieve. The DUI's, court visits over unpaid child support, repossessions of the Dodge Ram, bankruptcies, substance abuse... they could rationalize they were still better than "THEM!" Seeing him on TV everyday shattered them.

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u/KnownRate3096 Mar 26 '23

I got deep down the rabbit hole of the Delphi, Indiana murders of 2 little girls when it was unsolved. One of the main suspects had been busted in a huge pedophile ring - turns out he didn't kill the girls but he was guilty of having a massive amount of child porn.

Anyway, searching through his public social media I saw that he was a huge Trump fan. Even said stuff about how Trump would get all the sickos off the streets or something like that.

But most of the criminal crowd I grew up with here in SC, drug dealers and thieves and whatnot, are big Trump guys who complain about "the inner city crime" and that stuff. It's just very dumb.

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u/myrrhmassiel Mar 27 '23

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you." - Lyndon Baines Johnson

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u/KarenIsAmused Mar 27 '23

The new evidence was long to report.

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u/Rubberbabybuggybum Mar 26 '23

Trump gave shitty people permission to be the shittiest versions of themselves.

That’s all.

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u/Fwamingdwagon84 Mar 27 '23

Yep. He said the quiet part out loud. A friend of mine at work, white dude with a shaved head, said when people would say racist shit to him, they would look both ways first to make sure no one "else" heard them. Now they just open with it. He's like, we're not the same kind of white people, guy.

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u/patameus Mar 27 '23

Am a white man with a shaved head and facial hair in a metro area of California.

I can confirm the 'look both ways then make horrifying racist comments'. I would just make solid eye contact when it happened. Waited till they felt uncomfortable.

I had to switch dentists because of this.

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u/OblivionGuardsman Mar 27 '23

Lol. The Racist Dentist should be a SNL skit.

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u/BuckeyeFoodie Mar 27 '23

Am a pasty blonde girl working as a card dealer - you would not believe how many people make racist AF remarks to me with that conspiratorial side-eye like I'm going to agree with them.

I pretend I don't understand, and can they explain it to me? The ones with at least a little shame stfu, but not enough of them....

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u/Jaydenel4 Mar 27 '23

Been there, got the guys fired. Growing up in TX, as non-religious, and having to listen to them say what should be. We gotta give it right back to them, every time.

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u/Quirky-Delivery5454 Mar 27 '23

And unfortunately we learned there’s a whole lot of shitty people out there. Like shitty is the default human condition and it actually takes work and sacrifice to be a decent person.

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u/Middle-Example6618 Mar 26 '23

When you realize that they believe rules are for other people, then it all starts to make sense.

Every single sociopath voted trump. All of em.

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u/LEDrbg Mar 26 '23

minorities being on the right is actually an interesting phenomenon, it’s called responsibility politics. i will use a gay man as an example, he might say something like “oh i’m not like those other people, im republican, and i don’t support trans people” basically it comes from a place of wanting acceptance. he put trans and left leaning LGBTQ people down to make himself look better, to appeal to a straight person. i know people like this, i feel kind of bad for them tbh.

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u/Shaggyfries Mar 26 '23

Retiree living on Medicaid, Medicare or social security. The list goes on😂 I do the bills for mom for several years (dad passed almost a year ago) and I’ve never gotten political with them until the trump run and I said you live on social security and Medicare, you know the right has tried to defund this and privatize social security which isn’t in your best interest? Didn’t matter, Fox News said wasn’t true.🤮

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u/fastinserter Mar 26 '23

It makes perfect sense. If it's illegal they still have a job.

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u/blackdragon8577 Mar 26 '23

Well, for this guy, weed legalization will probably hurt his business a lot. A lot of street drug dealers probably don't want drugs to be legalized.

Because then you are competing with actual corporations instead of Badger and Skinny Pete.

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u/dangercat415 Mar 26 '23

My gfs korean mom thinks trump is awesome. She's also in a cult... So there's that

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u/_ass_disaster_ Mar 27 '23

Holy shit is she a moonie

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u/iski67 Mar 27 '23

Two then if you count being a Trump follower

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u/wallflower7522 Mar 26 '23

A guy at our local dog park was there. I only knew this after the fact because he was on the phone loudly discussing it and how the act he put on about being remorseful was just an act.

You’ll be absolutely shocked to know he had a large bully breed mix that he didn’t train or try to control at all so she turned into a bit of a menace of the dog park. I’m not anti pit at all, I have bullies and she was a very sweet dog In the hands of an absolute psychopath POS owner. I hope she is better taken care of.

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u/mrsic187 Mar 26 '23 Gold Eureka! 'MURICA

When I was a kid the American flag wasn't all blue and didn't say Trump. It wasn't made in fucking China either

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u/hpatrick1982 Mar 26 '23

That’s the most American thing I have ever heard, and I love it!!!!

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u/DIYThrowaway01 Mar 26 '23

Rock, Flag and Eagle!

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u/dbula Mar 26 '23

Gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass, gonna kick some ass in the USA.

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u/DropDeadEd86 Mar 26 '23

I’m gonna drive a big truck, I’m going to rule this world

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u/birdonthetide Mar 27 '23

Gonna climb a mountain gonna sew a flag

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u/sourdieselfuel Mar 27 '23

I’m gonna, Fly on an Eagle!

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u/timbsm2 Mar 26 '23

Woman, Camera, TV!

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u/FearGunner Mar 26 '23

I just love that every one of these seditious pieces of garbage thought Trump would pardon them, but as he's done his entire life, Trump abandoned people once they were no longer of any use to him.

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u/ggouge Mar 26 '23 edited Mar 26 '23

He even said he was disappointed they looked a little methy

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u/Scooterforsale Mar 26 '23

Did trump really get his stuff made in China? What's Trumpers defense for that?

He complained about manufacturing things in America but can't even get hats and flags made here? No way they say made in China do they?

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u/mrsic187 Mar 26 '23

He always used china. Even his tye business.

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u/Weekly-Setting-2137 Mar 26 '23

You mean Chyyyyyeeeennnaaa

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

Even his steaks. Neigh Neigh Whinny 🐴

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u/mrsic187 Mar 26 '23

Chinese dildos. Chinese Trump lube. Chinese small gloves

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u/ruiner8850 Mar 26 '23

He complained about immigrants taking all the American jobs meanwhile he'd bring in people from other countries to work at his hotels/resorts because he didn't want to pay Americans a good enough wage. Republicans pretend to care about that kind of stuff, but in reality they just use it as a political weapon while praising people like Trump who love to hire people who aren't American. They think it's smart business to employ people who aren't Americans. It's kind of like how he doesn't pay taxes and said that "makes him smart" and his base absolutely fucking loved the fact that someone with as much money as him doesn't pay any taxes.

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u/shalafi71 Mar 27 '23

I've known exactly one conservative who didn't play the illegal immigrant bullshit. Too old to be in the field, he ran the masonry business from behind a desk.

My guy was pissed off at everyone else hiring illegals, when he had to compete while paying fair wages to legal workers. Never backed down as far as I know.

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u/mtaw Mar 26 '23

When I was a kid, Americans were hostile to countries that said they wanted to destroy America.

Now half of Americans think they should be friends with those overly hostile and aggressive countries, and they trick themselves into believing that talk about destroying America only means destroying the half of America they don't like.

(Spoiler: It doesn't.)

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u/mrsic187 Mar 26 '23

Yeah Russia was an enemy when I grew up. And we didn't attack our own capital

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u/PanthersChamps Mar 26 '23

A poll recently showed most republicans want to do more to support Ukraine. Tucker may not succeed in his putin worship

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u/shalafi71 Mar 27 '23

That's surprising and welcome news!

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u/Hyper_Fujisawa Mar 26 '23

needs to be a bumper sticker

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u/mrsic187 Mar 26 '23

For 5.99 you can experience American freedom right on your car. Our product is union made right here in America.

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u/Moon_Pearl_co Mar 26 '23

America*

America is a small town in the Waizass province of China

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u/lovesducks Mar 26 '23

Hand made in the USA?

That says Han made in Oosa.

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u/Moody_GenX Mar 26 '23

I'm laughing at the thin blue line flag underneath. They don't give a fuck about cops.

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u/2_Sheds_Jackson Mar 26 '23

Didn't they hit the cops with the thin blue line flag on Jan 6?

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u/Moody_GenX Mar 26 '23

Yup. They're not the smartest bunch.

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u/Alarming_Flow Mar 26 '23 Facepalm

One woman who was carrying a "Don't tread on me" flag got trampled to death.

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u/stevedave_37 Mar 26 '23

Maybe she should have waved it harder?

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u/Karmakazee Mar 27 '23

You’re giving an awful lot of credit to the reading skills of the tramplers.

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u/AVPJack Mar 26 '23

The “don’t tread on meeees” are most likely to tread on youse.

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u/thisMFER Mar 27 '23

Turns out sheep can't read.🤔

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u/hotterthanahandjob Mar 26 '23

s/just in case

Unfortunately it's definitely called for.

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u/PSUAth Mar 26 '23

No no no. Those weren’t real cops. That’s why is ok.

I wish I was being sarcastic but that’s their mindset

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u/MandalorianManners Mar 26 '23

This is it exactly. Anything that stands against them is “Antifa”. They’re literally too full of their own Kool-Aide to process the enormous stupidity of that fallacy.

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u/MonstrousVoices Mar 26 '23

Well they are fascists so technically they're not wrong

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u/skulblaka Mar 26 '23

It's actually the most correct any of them have ever been but they fail to see the irony in the situation

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u/ruiner8850 Mar 26 '23

Even people who have been on their side this entire time, including on January 6th, became "Antifa" as soon as it became convenient for them. They called the many of the January 6th terrorists, including that "QAnon Shaman" moron, Antifa when they thought the backlash against the terrorists who stormed the Capitol building would be higher. At first they didn't want to be associated with those people, so they pretended that anyone who did anything illegal were actually Antifa members trying to make them look bad. It wasn't until the entire Right went along with the "they were just tourists" bullshit that they embraced them all again.

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u/False-Librarian-2240 Mar 26 '23

What cracks me up is that for months MTG was insisting the Jan 6 rioters were Antifa and BLM posing as Trump supporters but now she is visiting them in prison and claiming they are getting treated unfairly...because they're actually Trump supporters.

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u/dinosaurfondue Mar 26 '23

And what's insane is that people believe her. I hadn't even heard about this dumb ass conspiracy until I saw some Redditor trying to "both sides" January 6th by claiming BLM infiltrated the groups.

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u/SouthofAkron Mar 26 '23

Like all Trump related merchandise- very high quality

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u/new-Aurora Mar 26 '23

And it only took a $500 donation. What a bargain.

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u/BeltfedOne Mar 26 '23

AND made by the CCP.

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u/theBytemeister Mar 26 '23

Eh, probably made by Chinese Muslims enslaved by the CCP...

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u/Tronracer Mar 26 '23 Coin Gift Table Slap

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u/HomoplataJitz Mar 26 '23 edited Mar 27 '23 Heartwarming

Report the messages as you get them. Admins WILL ban those who abuse the self-harm reporting function.

Edit: This is how it usually goes. https://i.imgur.com/hOt9xX2.png

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u/anderhole Mar 27 '23

LOL. Funny that "snowflake" was projection all along. Can't even handle a picture of a torn up bitch-flag. I've gotten a couple "self harm" messages as well, always from similar content.

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u/MadeByTango Mar 26 '23

The admins need to think about the actual trigger of someone who is suicidal receiving a “Reddit cares” post and following through as if it was a sign. The last thing someone who feels disconnected from life needs is an impersonal form letter assuring someone that they matter.

“Reddit Cares” is a legal liability mechanism that can actually harm people, nothing more, and they don’t care.

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u/DannyMThompson Mar 26 '23

I've received dozens, all malicious.

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u/Tech-For-Days Mar 27 '23

You can block the account that sends you the “Reddit cares” message and you’ll never see them again.

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u/Wiggle_Biggleson Mar 27 '23 edited Mar 27 '23

I leave it on so I can get them banned or publicly shame them for it in the comments. It's the ultimate last word and I know that's petty but so is sending the message to begin with and I'm perfectly willing to reciprocate.

Edit: Okay, whoever sent me this is lucky I got a laugh out of it, so your alt account is safe today XD

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u/Fancy_Chips Mar 27 '23

I got one and don't understand it. Is it a threat? An insult? Are they stupid?

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u/boyi Mar 26 '23

Can confirm on this. They'll get ban for good if they get reported back. They can't even open a new account.

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u/Petal_Chatoyance Mar 26 '23

Suicidal??? - seeing that picture just gave me more of a reason to live.

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u/MulciberTenebras Mar 27 '23

They spam message people they don't like with the suicide helpline... it's their way of saying "go k*ll yourself" without getting banned.

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u/Petal_Chatoyance Mar 27 '23

I didn't know that.

That's terrible.

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u/designgoddess Mar 26 '23

It’s their go to response since they have nothing intelligent to say.

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u/bradorsomething Mar 26 '23

MAGA people projecting their mental problems onto others? How could this be?

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u/red_west_la Mar 26 '23

I think it needs to be replaced with a Joe Biden flag so he'll have a little surprise when he gets back.

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u/secretlyloaded Mar 26 '23

a year or so back somebody on reddit swapped out his dad's "Trump" flag with a "Trump lost lol" and weeks later was still waiting for him to notice.

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u/vulgar_lou Mar 27 '23

I should've done this to my dad. In 2016 (or maybe 2017 after he won, can't remember) I stole my dad's trump sign and threw it out. I told my mom but she never told my dad it was me because at that point, she was over Trump, and over the sign being in her yard. When my dad noticed he was pissed but he thought the neighbors did it 🤣

I'm still proud of myself.

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u/FauxReal Mar 27 '23

Should apologize to your neighbor though. Your dad probably farts in their direction every time now.

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u/Doogos Mar 26 '23

That'll be really funny until the neighbor gets out of prison and murders OP in the night

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u/prophet001 Mar 26 '23

Back to prison he goes!

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u/dickshark420 Mar 26 '23

Right to jail. Right away

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u/snack-dad Mar 26 '23

Murder? Believe it or not, jail.

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u/bruisedlefttesti Mar 26 '23

Hang up a pride flag the day before he’s released and he’ll have to move wondering how long it’s been there

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u/Indocede Mar 26 '23

As comical as that thought is, I would imagine such a lunatic would decide to burn the whole neighborhood down out of spite.

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u/Christoj Mar 26 '23

I look around and find myself wondering what happened to our country.

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u/tnp636 Mar 26 '23

The rich are waging class warfare. Apparently none of them ever read a history book.

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u/peter-vankman Mar 26 '23

Hahahahahahah what a fucking loser

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u/wwarnout Mar 26 '23

Your neighbor is also a traitor.

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u/ThroatWise4590 Mar 26 '23

He already said he was a jan 6ther, doesn’t that cover traitor already?

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u/zekeweasel Mar 27 '23

It deserves repetition.

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u/lil_squeeb Mar 26 '23

I’ve see a local body shop sportin’ two trump flags, consecutively. Its not even terribly windy or rainy and both flags got shredded within what feels like weeks. He finally stopped replacing them.

They must have bought them shitty quality piss rags from the chinese community party. Double owned themselves.

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u/bottomknifeprospect Mar 26 '23

No you see, Trump doesn't sell merch, he sells gifts in return for donations.

They are meant to break easily and cost several dozen times the price of one flag.

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u/AliosSunstrider Mar 26 '23 edited Mar 27 '23

Flying any flag above the American flag is a violation of the flag code. Though I don't expect Trumplets to understand the law.

Edit: I know flag code is not an enforceable law. That being said Trunplets shout about being respectful to America and can't do or even understand the most simple aspects of it.

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u/nofarkingname Mar 27 '23

The thin blue line garbage is not the American flag.

The fact that any "thin ____ line" flag has to remove the colors that make it the actual American flag says something about those that would display it. It makes it less than the actual flag.

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u/WarthogOsl Mar 26 '23 Silver

To shreds you say?

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u/holagatita Mar 27 '23

Tucker Carlson could shit in some people's mouths, tell them verbatim that he has been lying to them and that he used them, and that Biden won with absolutely no fraud and they would still watch the fucker every night.

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u/makesureitsnotyou Mar 27 '23

In a sane world Carlson’s text messages saying he hates Trump and he’s tired of his bullshit would destroy him but look, hasn’t lost a single viewer.

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u/JeffRulesYou Mar 27 '23

White Trash hate cops they only like them when they arrest minorities

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u/readitonreddit34 Mar 27 '23

How funny would it be if someone snuck in and changed the flag to a Biden flag?

I honestly think this whole flag thing is sad and stupid. But a Biden flag would be the cherry on top of this dude’s [ex] house.

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u/NecessaryChildhood93 Mar 27 '23

Without a shadow of a doubt it is the greatest con job in the history of man. Anyone who is a tad bit reasonable should see through the rhetoric. And you just cannot convince them he is a fraud. No amount of evidence will do so. It is bizarre.

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u/jnobs Mar 26 '23

I’m sure he’ll come back totally rehabilitated and ready to own up to his actions /s

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u/fredmertz54 Mar 27 '23

Get him an "I went to prison for Donald Trumped and all I got was fucked." T-shirt

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u/antshite Mar 26 '23

I will channel my inner Nelson. "Ha Haa!"

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