r/shitposting • u/Additional_Generic_ Blessed by Kevin • Mar 27 '23
Gotta pick one.
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u/racksonjacks Mar 27 '23
Tony
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u/Beelocks21 Mar 27 '23
Macho Man is dead. So he’s my choice.
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u/Additional_Generic_ Blessed by Kevin Mar 27 '23
He’ll come back as a zombie for his inauguration
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u/Its_Actually_Satan Mar 27 '23
If you want his soul for a zombie show then ima need something in return
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u/Secretsfrombeyond79 Mar 27 '23
Wise. A corpse cannot make as much damage as a living politician.
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u/-Bongo 🗿🗿🗿 Mar 27 '23
The guy in the top right kinda looks like Tony hawk.
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u/slav_kermit2 Mar 27 '23
Who the fuck is tony hawk
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u/buildabearveteran Mar 27 '23
tony hawk and balls
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u/Concerned-Pillow-Bot Mar 27 '23
Hawk and Ball Torture (HBT) is a sexual activity involving TechDeck tricks applied to the penis and testicles
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u/Boomalabim Mar 27 '23
The cream always rises to the top- Randy the Macho Man Savage gets my vote!
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u/GenZ-3009 I want pee in my ass Mar 27 '23
On-balance, off-balance, it doesn't matter. He's still better than all of us! Free Slim Jims! OOOOOHHH YEAAAAHHH!!! DIG IT!
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u/Whiskithyoflaw Mar 27 '23
Nobody talks about Jared but he would give us all free subway
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u/Additional_Generic_ Blessed by Kevin Mar 27 '23
And Cosby would give us all free jello
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u/IrregularrAF Mar 27 '23
Really awesome guy tbh. Had so much fun I blacked out. Ass hurt the next day, but I had to take a really mean shit. That turd was really in there man.
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u/Immediate-Store90 fat cunt Mar 27 '23
His name is Jared and he's still looking good
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u/AmoebaThin9344 Mar 27 '23
"Hey kids, you want some candy?"
"Oh fuck, it's Jared"
"Now you'll excuse me as I don't want to look at this".
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u/Skrubulon Mar 27 '23
OP has one of the most cringe bios I've ever seen 💀
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u/Additional_Generic_ Blessed by Kevin Mar 27 '23
That was old bio from year ago. Your comment was incentive to change it. Thankyou for slapping some sense into me
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u/LucasNoLastNameGiven Mar 27 '23
Batman would make the best president, Batman for president!!!
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u/PrinceMagnus190 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 27 '23
Seth MacFarlane 200%
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u/masterofunfucking Mar 27 '23
Seth would unironically be the best choice here. The Orville is just his vision of the future lol
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u/pennysaver221 Mar 27 '23
You just know he’d do his inauguration speech as the various characters he voices. Like that Harvard speech he did ages ago.
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u/Comrade_dylatov Mar 27 '23
Henry Cavill will form the Imperium of Man and take over the world once and for all.
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u/GiveMeLiberTyler Mar 27 '23
My moneys on macho man
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u/Iamno0n3 Mar 27 '23
There's just one problem was Henry Cavill born in America. You can't be President if you're not born here
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u/Bean_Town_Blender Mar 27 '23
What's the deal with nuclear bombs?!
I mean do they blow up, or are they to scare people! Pick a lane!
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u/eldubblerb I said based. And lived. Mar 27 '23
I mean, he already has twitter, might aswell let him have the POTUS title--
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u/BassGuitarPlayer_1 Mar 27 '23 edited Mar 27 '23
"OOOOOHHH Yeah! The Macho Man Randy Savage coming at ya'...bet you didn't know I was dead...oooh yeah, DIG IT! Cause it doesn't matter if the Macho Man Randy Savage is dead cause I'm everywhere OOOOHH YEAH...Seen me on a Slim Jim box...Snap Into IT!...and now you see me running for President Of the United States of America...YOU HEAR ME TALKING Joe Biden!?...I'm coming after you Joe...yeah...I'm coming after you, your belt, the Presidency, the country...BECAUSE I!...am going to be...the next...Heavy Weight President Of The United States Champion...and there's NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!...OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YEAH! DIG IT!"
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Mar 27 '23
Seinfeld. Anyone who opposes him will be called an anti-semite and cancelled. Jerry will always be right even when he is wrong.
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u/deathmetalwelder Mar 27 '23
I mean, obviously Macho Man
But i also wanna pick Cosby because fuck it, why not?
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u/Objective-Industry24 Mar 27 '23
I don't know who that fellow in the golden hat is, and i also don't know why but I'm voting him all the way.
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u/Ubyylmao Literally 1984 😡 Mar 27 '23
Since Macho Man is dead imma go with Christian batman Bateman
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u/Dark-Pit-37 Mar 27 '23
For me it's between Cavill, Musk and whoever the dude is in the cowboy hat. Half the rest of those guys have to alert their neighbors when they move into a new area.
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u/PaddyAllen it is MY bucket Mar 27 '23
Im talkin about all the way to the top. The cream will always rise to the top. Oh. Yeah.
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u/MarcusLP Mar 27 '23
Jared from Subway. He'll help out our health department with his knowledge on health
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u/Ven0m37 Blessed by Kevin Mar 27 '23
Don't know about US but Elon Musk will 100% be the president of Mars
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u/VendaGoat Mar 27 '23
Tony or Seth.
Because neither one would want to do it, and both would do it with, I'm guessing, Grace.
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u/Ech0-5 Literally 1984 😡 Mar 27 '23
As a european, i am tempted to let Elon be president and se how fuked up he can make the country
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u/WoolyHitToDie Mar 27 '23
Is that Seth Mc-FunnyMan-Farlane?!?! From famous show Cleveland Show?!?! 😱😱😱😱
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u/RePixD Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 27 '23
I'm picking the black dude, he's kanye west
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u/PostTHStressDisorder Mar 27 '23
Elon Musk.
Not because I want him as my president, but as someone else's one because I don't live under a presidential system.
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u/Greywolf524 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 27 '23
Henry Cavill is British. I'm British. Time to bring that unruly colony back to the crown.
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u/40oztoTamriel Mar 27 '23
In a perfect world we really would have good, sensible options such as these.
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u/vizarhali Mar 27 '23
Cosby take it or leave it. No one knows how yo party better then him all of us will wake up button hurt
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u/bearjew666 Mar 27 '23
Macho man Randy Savage! Hands down, voting has commenced. We have a clear winner here.
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u/bmk37 Mar 27 '23 edited Mar 27 '23
If it were actual Batman (apex human obsessed with justice and the betterment of mankind) and not just an actor then 100% Batman
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u/Kratos120 We do a little trolling Mar 27 '23
Idk but the guy on the bottom right has a trustworthy smile so he’s got my vote
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u/Quod_bellum Mar 27 '23
Batman. He’s the most intelligent of these by a landslide. If he wanted, he could probably achieve world domination with an army of 100 average people. I’d say the country in question would be in good hands
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u/FrozenShadow_007 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 27 '23
Probably the guy who looks like Tony Hawk, he seems trustworthy.
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u/MonkeyActio Mar 27 '23
Why would henry cavil or tony hawk be bad? Or jerry Seinfeld? I guess id choose Cavil but im not sure this is a meme
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u/Christmasbeergoggles Mar 27 '23
Definitely Tony Hawk, if he can land the first 900 he can fix this economy
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u/ProboscisMyCloaca Mar 27 '23
“Notice how the only Black man is a convicted rapist? Check mate libsharts.🤡(Clown emoji)” -Bench Shrapnel
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u/The_Humble_Neckbeard I want pee in my ass Mar 27 '23
That dude in the top right who looks like the PlayStation videogame skateboard guy.
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u/cuckleburyhound Mar 27 '23
I see at least 3 sexual predators here so theyre out
Seinfeld had a 17 yo gf when he was 38, fucking gross bruh.
My vote is Henry Cavill, I have no justification for my choice honestly
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u/Business-Amount-9729 Mar 27 '23
Seth McFarlane is the obvious choice if we are making good choices, but the correct choice is Macho Man Randy Savage.
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u/gearsforgreg I said based. And lived. Mar 27 '23
I pick the Subway sandwich. Not the guy who is holding it, just the sandwich.
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u/maybach320 Mar 27 '23
Seth at least it will be well written, funny, well cast and with great music.
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